Weirdest member of the family!!
Will it be the Uncle who held his pants up with a rope
Or the Aunt who bathed without a soap!
Shall I name the native who slept in a stable
or the cousin who drooled on the table!
The granny who seemed to love to stitch
Or the grandpa with a certain itch!
The sis who thought she was funny
or the bro who sold his books for money!
The nephew who owns a pet frog
or the niece who loves smelling the fog!
The cat who prefers my hand for a bite
or the dog who takes me for a ride!
Oh! now that you know the family tree
It is certain that the weirdest of them all is none other than ME!!