Cousin it!!

Weirdest member of the family!!

Will it be the Uncle who held his pants up with a rope
Or the Aunt who bathed without a soap!

Shall I name the native who slept in a stable
or the cousin who drooled on the table!

The granny who seemed to love to stitch
Or the grandpa with a certain itch!

The sis who thought she was funny
or the bro who sold his books for money!

The nephew who owns a pet frog
or the niece who loves smelling the fog!

The cat who prefers my hand for a bite
or the dog who takes me for a ride!

Oh! now that you know the family tree
It is certain that the weirdest of them all is none other than ME!!
Cousin it!

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